Friday, July 11, 2008

Ficus macrophylla



For malach and angryginger (she is a ginger and she is cross), a Moreton Bay Fig from Centennial Park to climb and fall out of. Bats love these fig trees. They gorge on the fruit then shit virulent fuschia-coloured poo. As the sign says "Beware the Bats' Poo". It should really say "Don't Be Where The Bats Poo".

13 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

I love gnarl old trees

Cissy Strutt said...

malach: That tree wants you to hug him.

Forrest Proper said...

I'm going to start a band called The Virulent Fuschia-Colored Poos.

AngryMan said...

Go advice, I've stored it away in my memory.

AngryGinger said...

Have the bats move to a cave & that tree would be a great tree house.

Phoebe Fay said...

The Colonel beat me to it!

I want to live long enough to see fuschia-colored poo. Not my own, though.

Cissy Strutt said...

my colonel: I think you have enough wild bands names now for a Festival.

A.Man: Follow that advice and prosper, my son.

ag: Tree house!!!! While we're waiting for the bats to move, let's make a sofa cushion fort. You be Queen.

pheebs: That can be arranged. Either way.

Sara Sue said...

I want to spread out a huge canvas and let the birds make purple poo art!

Cissy Strutt said...

sara sue: Poo art! Wondrous.

Mike said...

I have actually had fuschia colored pee before and, as it turns out, it wasn't a good thing. I simply can't believe it. It was so beautiful.

I imagine also, that unless you are a bat, fuschia colored poo would be a bad sign.

Cissy Strutt said...

mike: Unless you had a hearty meal of beetroot the night before.

Pope Benedict XVI said...

De Pope is waiting, at our usual spot

Cissy Strutt said...

Popey! wie ich für Ihre Ankunft longed habe. Ich bin ein gutes Mädchen gewesen. Der übliche Fleck, der es ist, mit keiner Unterhose.