Saturday, May 23, 2009

tree mendous

I had a wonderful birthday season - ten days of attention being paid to ME. I must be wonderful, wouldn't you say? It was all summed up in the card I got from Pookie, who wished me

"A big happy wonderful playful romantic loving fun-filled joyful dirty disgusting smelly rosy farty healthy positive poofy bowel-regularity smiley silly sexy flatulent provocative challenging rewarding smutty fluffy propelled stimulating resourceful stinky sweary hilarious soleful soulful somnambulent birthday"

... and I did.

Thursday, May 14, 2009


There was a time I swang free through the concrete jungle, gibbering my doggerel, earning a few measly clams. Ah the early eighties ...

I have come so far .... *choke*

Monday, May 11, 2009

Thursday, May 7, 2009


When you are ruled by a Queen, you're gonna get castles.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

two hundred

It's a rainy autumn morning here in Sydney. The Harbour is shrouded, the coffee is hot, and I'm in my pyjamas. And two hundred posts ago, I ventured a toe into the blogosphere, and found you all. Aaaawww. Now bring me some petit fours and rub my feet.

(Happy birthdays to Big K, Fynn9 and Nicemu the Mad Greek)