Tuesday, January 1, 2008

gnome


May the gregarious garden gnome of glory spread his gorgeous garment of grandness over you this year. Twenty-oh-eight, it's going to be great!

7 comments:

FreeOscar said...

That gnome stole my money.
Their stillness can be tricky.

Malach the Merciless said...

Yesss Tricksiess . . . .

I hate gnomes and dwarves, but I love midgets

AngryMan said...

Geez, you gone crazy with the "g"s. I didn't go gabby w/the "g"s. Too much effort.

Catalyst said...

Happy Gnome Year, Cissy!

Joey Polanski said...

I like gnomes who play air guitar.

Lef-handed, too.

Gnomi Hendrix!

Mike said...

My gnome has been missing for years.

Gnomi Hoffa.

Happy New Year Cissy.

Cissy Strutt said...

cuntie: It will be returned ten-fold this year. Or something. Maybe you'll get a lotta gnome action instead.

malach: I'll try to organise a New Year midget in twelve months' time.

A.Man: It was 12:01. Please forgive me.

catalyst: Thanks - I hope happy & peaceful for us all. You know what your job is this year - get rid of that ... no, I can't say the word on the first day of a fresh new year. But just get rid of him.

joey: He licks you too.

mike: Maybe he knows where your gnome is.