Inspired by this post by headbang8 over at Deutschland Uber Elvis, I give you my favourite New York building.
And my favourite poem, by John Lillison:
O pointy birds, o pointy pointy.
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy.
Such heights of poesy as Joey & Atlas can only dream on.
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Uh-oh.
Poemin' is going to bring Joey and Atlas out of the closet again.
You should see that from the top floor of the the NBC Building across the street at the Rainbow Room, I have.
Ditto on the favorite NYC building! It simply makes me horny!
I hold my head up high enough,
T poke my pointy in a puff.
Polanski likes men in the buff,
He's always putting from the rough.
mike: It is a terrible risk. We may all suffer for it.
malach: I've seen it from the Australian Consulate - eye level with the gargoyles.
sara sue: Horny-making item #317
joey: Get away with you with your talk of head ...
atlas: Fore!
I seem t see, upon rflecktion,
A rathr curious cnnecktion:
I write a poem bout some erecktion,
And Atlas shows me his affecktion.
Hee, hee...anointy-nointy.
The police were stuck on a caper
The case of an obsessive raper
The cops didn't know
That the culprit was Joe
Whose alias was "The Guyscraper"
Atlas, th horny ex-sailor,
Brougt home a hot chick, for to nail er.
Said he, "Feast yer eyes,
Upon my high-rise!"
Said she, "Looks to me like a trailer."
I'm working on something with "sticks", "pricks", "dicks" and "chicks", but I'm not quite there yet...
Throw 'licks' in there, Colonel. Maybe thatll helpski.
I'd prolly only use "licks" in the beginning. At the end, it doesn't work with the flow of the poem.
joey: It struck me that way too.
chickie: O
atlas: Nice neologism. (hee hee - jism)
colonel: How about now?
joey: Licks always. Always
Careful where you point that thing!
So no one gets hurt,
I give you my word,
Im keepin my shootr,
Pointd skyward.
Nice foyer in the Chrysler Building too. It's beautiful on the inside!
A.Man: Or what? You'll sue me? Hang on - eeep!!
Joey: I knew you were a gentleman.
Anaglyph: If I cut you in half, will I find you are the same? or are you like a stick of rock?
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