And so we welcome Angry Ginger into the world. He jumped the gun, and is tearing ahead.
Cissy Aged One has some words of wisdom for him:
Have your stuffed koala beside you at all times, taking care he is not larger than you are; ensure you are wearing a jaunty hat made out of a birthday card; and always, I mean always, have your hand down your pants.
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AWESOME! Cissy Baby Softcore Porn, let the pedophiles come running!
malach: I run a nice clean blog here - away with you and your talk of pron.
The parallels are eerie! I did, in fact, have a stuffed koala, although it was slightly smaller than yours. I did frequently put things on my head, so it's entirely likely that I had a birthday card on my head on more than one occasion. And, finally, I'm sure I had my hand down my pants even more than I had birthday cards on my head.
So, only a few years off, and it could have been me!
pheebs: ... and this photo was taken on your continent, while we were living in LA. That poor koala came to a sticky end when I "washed" him in our wading pool. He was mysteriously never seen again. He must have ponged.
Koala-- get from Amazon
Birthday card hat-- outsource to the MilkGiver to make
Hands down pants-- CHECK
ag: Good boy.
Hmm. You may have forgotten "And be vigilant for the koala trying to put his hand down your pants".
anaglyph: Ah, but then your pants have the delightful fragrance of eucalyptus. Refreshing.
Awww... what a cute kid! Is this a progression? When do we get to the high-school cheerleader days?
Koalas- niow that brings back memories of 3rd and 4th grade, when every girl in school was carrying around a stuffed koala.
I was quite amused to learn later in life that the real ones bite and stink.
Did they ever run the koala-based "I hate Quantas" ads in Australia?
sorry, almost forgot-
Koala steaks & prawns on the barb-e with vegemite. Yummers!!
So if I wear eucalyptus underwear will the koala put her hands down my pants?
I'm old and desperate.
colonel: Forget the koala steak, eat kangaroo. Now that is a perfect red meat.
mike: Yes. Yes you are.
"Always, I mean always, have your hand down your pants."
Words to live by. I think if world politicians spent more time with their hands down their pants, we'd probably have world peace.
I have a love hate relationship with stuffed animals. There's a bear that arrived in the mail, that has been calling me to tear him up.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
hereT: Our wonderful journalist & writer Andrew Denton thinks all politicians should start meetings with each other by showing photographs of themselves as children.
cash: You love that bear ... you love it.
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