So there were some motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking Qantas plane. Four Stimson's pythons. They couldn't be found. So Qantas decided to fumigate the plane. To kill the pythons. Which are non-venomous. Poo on Qantas. A Qantas spokesman said they established that "the species was not threatened or endangered". Wouldn't you say that those particular four reptiles were both? Read all about it.
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Yeah. Where was Qantas & its fumigation team when that snake was loose and hiding in th Garden of Eden, Im wondrin?
Well, you qantas always get what you want.
I got escorted off the plane
When Qantas wouldn't chance
The risk of letting me on with
an Anaconda in my pants
Qantas dont like contraband,
Inside its flying chapels.
Adam brung a snake on board,
And Eve, a pair o apples.
Joey: Fruits!
Atlas: You made me snort my coffee.
Atlas: I'm sure it was just the carry-on weight restriction. You're only allowed 7 kilos.
Joey: Fruits!
Hey it would get rid of the rats on those Quantas Planes
I'd rather trip over a nonpoisonous live snake than have one crawl into a nook to die and stink up the place.
chickie: Oh me too - especially as I rather like snakes.
I wonder if they'd've fumigated the plane if, oh, a couple of koalas had gotten loose...?
anaglyph: Oh, I can just see that.
It seems so f*ed up - to kill these harmless and rather beautiful creatures for no reason.
What if Malach boarded a plane? Could we fumigate then?
Atlas: The Idea of the Year
Let's fumigate Malach anyway.
All these mother fucking snakes on the mother fucking plane done caused a mother fucking poeming outbreak.
Samuel L. Jackson would be proud of me.
anaglyph: The Idea of the Decade.
mike: We all are.
I am reading this article second time today, you have to be more careful with content leakers. If I will fount it again I will send you a link
It is useful to try everything in practise anyway and I like that here it's always possible to find something new. :)
Not bad article, but I really miss that you didn't express your opinion, but ok you just have different approach
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