Thursday, November 22, 2007

as the Cow commands, so do I obey







I was walking down my spiral staircase ...












... thinking about my latest invention, a whistling dildo, and wondering why ...













... it seemed so attractive to Scientologists ...













... and clowns, when suddenly ...













... I tripped over that little piece that you always have left over after making something from Ikea.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow! Mine don't fit together like this! (They'll be up in 8 hours) Nicely done, Strutt!

Anonymous said...

A lot of 'scary' in your story, what with a spiral staircase, John Travolta and clowns...

But what fun!

Cissy Strutt said...

sara sue: I can't wait to see yours.

anaglyph: I find the left-over Ikea piece the scariest of all.

Anonymous said...

ooo, my story would include a lady of considerable chesty assets, a gospel singer and the Temple of Mercury in Turkey. hmmmm

Forrest Proper said...

I'm still working on mine.

A whistling dildo? Damn, all my best ideas are already taken.

Cissy Strutt said...

pil: I'd be happy to host your story for you.

colonel: I know you've got more lurid ideas tucked away in that brain of yours.

Malach the Merciless said...

I am doing my next blogspiracy of "Cissy Strutt: Behind the Hand"

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Brilliant, cissy!

Catalyst said...

But . . . when did you change your name to Julie Brown? Nice picture, though.

Cissy Strutt said...

malach: You might need to plan for a three part exposé.

hereT: Yes, my life is rather strange. Glad to be sharing it with you guys.

catalyst: False name, real hair.