
I had a wonderful birthday season - ten days of attention being paid to ME. I must be wonderful, wouldn't you say? It was all summed up in the card I got from Pookie, who wished me
"A big happy wonderful playful romantic loving fun-filled joyful dirty disgusting smelly rosy farty healthy positive poofy bowel-regularity smiley silly sexy flatulent provocative challenging rewarding smutty fluffy propelled stimulating resourceful stinky sweary hilarious soleful soulful somnambulent birthday"
... and I did.