Saturday, May 23, 2009

tree mendous


I had a wonderful birthday season - ten days of attention being paid to ME. I must be wonderful, wouldn't you say? It was all summed up in the card I got from Pookie, who wished me

"A big happy wonderful playful romantic loving fun-filled joyful dirty disgusting smelly rosy farty healthy positive poofy bowel-regularity smiley silly sexy flatulent provocative challenging rewarding smutty fluffy propelled stimulating resourceful stinky sweary hilarious soleful soulful somnambulent birthday"

... and I did.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

bananas



There was a time I swang free through the concrete jungle, gibbering my doggerel, earning a few measly clams. Ah the early eighties ...


I have come so far .... *choke*

Monday, May 11, 2009

big wheel


keep on turning.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

crenellation


When you are ruled by a Queen, you're gonna get castles.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

two hundred


It's a rainy autumn morning here in Sydney. The Harbour is shrouded, the coffee is hot, and I'm in my pyjamas. And two hundred posts ago, I ventured a toe into the blogosphere, and found you all. Aaaawww. Now bring me some petit fours and rub my feet.

(Happy birthdays to Big K, Fynn9 and Nicemu the Mad Greek)

Friday, May 1, 2009